YOU ARE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD IN WHICH PAULA IS AWESOME, DRAWS STUFF, AND IS MORE AWESOME.
If Paula were a food, she would be Sprite.
"Shh! Don't tell Paula!" - PaulaNing
"Biology isn't about health; Biology's about reproduction!"
"I thought you were a girl, Paula." "Everybody thinks that! Ari used to think that, too."
"Heaven is such a stripper name!"
"OH! Do you have prostitutes on Pomona?!?!?!?!"
"What can't you smoke?"
"You know Jaws? Pregnancy is like the scary music, and then childbirth is like when Jaws leaps out of the water!"
"I look forward to the day when we can extract the fetus and put it in a test tube.... or lay eggs!"
"I'm kind of actually enjoying the pain."
"I accidentally a harem, you guys."
"Those prostitutes had better have antlers..."
"Surprise! I'm not actually sleep-dep, I'm drunk!"
"The thing is, I have four breasts."
"Games are made for fun! Sports are like running around and being like 'I'm buff!' "
"Its all fun and games, until someone gets cancer."