Even a macroscopic particle (i.e. a frosh) has a small but non-zero chance of tunneling through a barrier (i.e. the door to EdcStorage).
Chances of successfully tunneling are increased by:
On the bright side, if any frosh manages to demonstrate this process through said barrier, that frosh wins a free soda.
Apparently I need rollerblades, because reducing my mass and running wasn't enough. --JiBB