One of the best DMs you could ever have, at the cost of having a strangely innocent-yet-dirty imagination.
Literally anything you could imagine will become an innuendo. Or an extremely lame (funny) dad joke.
Thinks all easties are named HenryFetsch or Nick
Lover of chocolate and D&D, humans are typically alright, too.
Chairs are meant to be on doors. A simple truth.