Once split a kid's head open with a pine cone.
His sweater and pants appeared in the tree after Funball in Spring of 2009. No one is quite sure how they got there- he was confused when he found them days later.
- "Fuck CS!"
- "Fuck HUM!"
- "I love to eat bitchass"
- (ScottButters) "We use my bed when I'm the bitch and his when he is"
(RichardBowen) "Notice that there are no condoms near my bed."
(ScottButters) "Yeah, we've used them all."
- "I like the girth! Well... I do!"
- "That's wedding dress porn, all right."