SmoothFrosh

So, RichardGarfinkel and PeterMawhorter are sitting in the lounge one day playing smash, and the topic of conversation comes up: frosh names. Someone proposes the name SmoothFrosh, and Peter vehemently argues that the name should never be used for any frosh ever. RichardGarfinkel then states that the next frosh that walks into the lounge will be named SmoothFrosh.

At this point, TrystanKoch walks into the lounge.

It should be noted that Trystan is not smooth in either way, as he often forgets to shave, and can't get a date for his life. However he is a frosh and sarcasm has its value.

• Actually, besides the observations on sarcasm, none of the last paragraph is true anymore.
  • For some of us, he'll always be a frosh. - PhilMiller