Alternatively: The Sun is a mass of processors and cache / ...
A small, bright object in the sky, and lighting for the BigRoom. Obviously designed by an engineer with no thought to the practical aspects of driving in rush hour traffic with TheSun blazing in through the windshield. Generally, the wattage is too high.
Extra Special Letter Bomb to Whomever Invented Dawn "AAUUGGHH!! Photons!! The Sun is Way too Loud Today."--from UndocumentedFeatures
Also a British tabloid newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch, and famous for Page 2.