So, which one is Chris?
My vote goes to BillHewitt. No, "Chris" would be Marshall. Don't you see? It should be Benj, Bill, Brian, and Chris. I really think the solution is Benj, Bill, Brian, and Barshall. -BenjAzose
It's unnecessary to pick one, because the Chrisitivity of the adjacent room induces a relative Chrisness in the two closest neighboring TimeSuck residents, thus fulfilling the necessary Chris-level of the suite as a whole.
I have heard it suggested that TimeSuck7 should strive to be the cross product of TimeSuck5 and TimeSuck6. I'm not sure about this yet, but there are certainly some traits that I think we want to be orthogonal to. -BenjAzose