UniversityOfChicago

An institute of higher learning, situated somewhere in the Midwest. Despite the longstanding opinion of the KGB to the contrary, it does not have a pumpkin field.

Currently attended by NickJohnson, MicahSmukler, EmilyCukier, ArielBarton, and ManyOthers.

• Where by "currently" you mean spring 2004, yes? I'm always amused when I run into a page that was last edited BeforeYouWereBorn which thinks it's still temporally relevant. All pages are still temporally relevant. You do not understand nature's four-day harmonious Time Tetrahedron. You are educated stupid.