FunWiki: WaytoLose

Lots of losing.

Okay, I'm not even the NearlyEmptyPagesNazi and I'm finding all this random crap irritating. If you have some actual content to put on these things that make them worth reading (e.g. the page) then go ahead, but if you're just going to create a page so you can plop three words that will make no sense to all but four people who read Wiki, then don't.
- He's the Wank. And you got wanked. It happens. Fortunately, wank rarely strikes the same way twice. Unless you're really not expecting it.
  - Okay, so you tried to explain the joke and it still isn't funny. Look mate, you're wasting community resources and you're providing very little in return. When you make a Wiki page, remember: you exist for our amusement (or edification). Laughing at yourself for being so witty as you say "Ha! You got wanked" just proves how little you understand the concept.
    - Just chill people. You may not find it amusing, but others may. As for community resources, the space used in the KeeperOfTheWiki's Odin account is minimal, as is the time it would take for you to glance at the page when it first appeared and then let it fall off RecentChanges. The time consumed would then be minimal when compared to all of the time spent wanking about these pages. --JiBB
      - There's a certain amount of "just chill", and then there's a certain amount of RuleOne?. Sure, this isn't that important in the big scheme of things, but that doesn't mean it's still stupid.
Come on guys, let's calm down. This isn't worth fighting over, especially not this early in the semester. None of us is completely qualified to know exactly what should go on Wiki and what shouldn't. It's generally not a good idea to put a bunch of Wiki pages up that are almost empty, and will only be funny to a couple people and inscrutable to the rest of the dorm. It's also not a good idea to yell at people for it. Let's just calm down, and let this die. We don't need to spill more blood over this.
- *Claps heartily at the sentiment*
On the other hand, if we wank about it this much, it's no longer a member of NearlyEmptyPages, making the original topic of Wank invalid... hmm... wank is a self-destructive force? That almost sounds deep, man.
- Obvious solution: every time one of these pages gets made, we pounce on it and wank about its uselessness until it's no longer useless. Sounds like a good BadIdea to me!
  - Oh, definitely. This page is clearly much more useful now that it has been the subject of this much wankage.