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AriNieh begs you to describe him here:

An undamped, driven, periodic lunatic. Heartily endorsed by EntropySuite. A fabulous storyteller and a fabulous Storyteller. Currently on Gruumsh's To Be Annihilated With Lightning list. Needs to be disabused of the faulty notion that he is ClownMan. Don't let him get behind you (BunGe !) Usually armed with fruit. Approach with caution and a DuctTapeDagger.

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Tall, dark, and handsome. Well, 2 out of 3.

I dunno, I think he's pretty dark too...

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The Magic master.




Ari's Whiteboard <e,w>

You are standing in the middle of the west side of East's back hall. In front
of you is a door, adorned with a schedule, a nametag, and a sticker that
says "Heavy". Use 'scribble whiteboard' to leave a message for Ari. You can
also 'knock' on the door.

The whiteboard is currently blank.


Obvious exits are east and west.

HP: 120/120 SP: 45/45 XP: 23,406

> knock

Somebody inside yells, "Come in!"

> open door

You open the door.

> s

Ari's Room <n,w>

You stand in a cluttered East single. Your feet take up most of the available
floorspace. The rest is covered in papers, notebooks, textbooks, folders,
empty Nantucket Nectars bottles, envelopes, and occasional clumps of hair. A
strange a capella version of Toto's "Africa" is playing on the computer, which
sits on the desk surrounded by a similar mix of junk to that of the floor.

Ari sits at the desk, reading a vampire book. <translucent> <flying> <tasty aura>
a black whip.
an orange.
a violin.
a computer.

Obvious exits are north and west.

> l ari


A skinny little boy with very long hair. He seems absorbed in the music and
book, and isn't watching you carefully.
a Mathcamp t-shirt (worn)
a mealcard

> con ari

You could kill Ari naked and weaponless.

> wave ari

You wave to Ari.

Ari smiles. "Hey, what's up?"

> get whip

a black whip: taken.

HP: 120/120 SP: 45/45 XP: 23,406

> l whip

It's a black leather whip. Wait a moment, that's not real leather. And the
end is held together by DuctTape. Maybe it works anyway.

> unwield book

You are no longer wielding A FroshChem Book (wielded).

> wield whip

You are now wielding a black whip (wielded).

> crack whip

The whip makes a dull sound like a cardboard box being dropped. Looks like
you need some work.

Ari says, "Anything I can help you with?"

> hop

You hop up and down like a kangaroo.

> get orange

an orange: taken.

> l orange

This medium-sized sunkist citrus was probably stolen from Platt.

> eat orange

Yummy! You get juice on your hands.

Ari says, "Are you interested in roleplaying by any chance?"

> nod ari

You nod at Ari.

> say can you help with the vcampire quest, I need more xp badly to lvl

You say, "can you help with the vcampire quest, I need more xp badly to lvl"

Ari says, "Sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about."

> say I mean vampire

You say, "I mean vampire"

Ari says, "Oh, so you're interested in VampireTheMasquerade as well? Here,
have a look at this book." He hands you the green book he was reading.

You have found the Ancient Tome of Vampire Lore!
Quest Completed.
Quest Points gained: 200
QP to level: 34050

Ancient Tome of Vampire Lore: taken.

HP: 120/120 SP: 45/45 XP: 23,406

> grumble

You grumble.

> say that quest sucked

You say, "that quest sucked"

Ari says, "Sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about."

> kick ari

You kick Ari.

Ari says, "Ow! Hey, who do you think you are, Dan Smith?"

> kill ari


Your whip CRUSHES Ari!
Ari's hair misses you.
Your whip mutilates Ari!
You dodge Ari's attack.
You parry Ari's attack.
Ari is leaking guts.

HP: 120/120 SP: 45/45 XP: 23,406

> cast flamestrike

Your flamestrike <=- BUNGES -=> Ari!
Ari is in a bad way.

HP: 120/120 SP: 25/45 XP: 23,406

Ari's hair misses you.
Your whip does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Ari!
Ari is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear Ari's death cry.
a Mathcamp t-shirt: taken.
a mealcard: taken.
Gruumsh gives you 1 left eye for your sacrifice.

> say take that, ya hippy

You say, "take that, ya hippy"

Bret enters from the west.

> consider bret

Death will thank you for your gift.

HP: 120/120 SP: 27/45 XP: 23,406

> n

You try to leave, but Bret blocks the exit.

> w

The Bathroom <e, w>

This is where Bret officially lives. Better not linger long.

HP: 120/120 SP: 27/45 XP: 23,406

Bret enters from the east.

> w

You try to leave, but Bret blocks the exit.

Bret screams "BANZAI!!" and attacks!
Bret's boffer SMACKS you upside the head.
Bret's boffer smashes into you with LETHAL force!
Bret's boffer CRUSHES your skull!
You miss Bret.
Bret parries your attack.
You miss Bret.
Bret is in excellent condition.

HP: 31/120 SP: 28/45 XP: 23,406

> cast flamestrike

Your flamestrike grazes Bret.
Bret is slightly scratched.
HP: 31/120 SP: 8/45 XP: 23,406

Bret's boffer POUNDS you into a pulp!
You have died.
Ari graduated in '01. He currently maintains the [Sarong Theorem Archive], and would like you to contribute to it.

Ari graduated in '01. He currently maintains the [Sarong Theorem Archive], and would like you to contribute to it.


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