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* Register for CS Colloquium for the sole purpose of making your [schedule|
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* Register for CS Colloquium for the sole purpose of making your
Use an email client that doesn't break threading.
Turn off the receiver.
Give up your GUI.
Watch it in 1080p.
Subscribe to every mailing list.
Never use public file sharing services.
Use periods at the end of list items.
Exhibit mild alcoholism.
Put it in
Have at least 4 jobs at any given time.
Register for no fewer than 18 credits, 12 of which are technical.
Spend at least half of your income on hard drives.
Never throw up in public.
Disregard mentors, light hands on fire.
Make love to the louch so vigorously that it needs to be replaced.
Choose a frosh to take under your wing. Be sure to beat them thoroughly.
Accidentally have sex ten times in one day.
Disable USB ports, webcam, audio interface, etc. in BIOS.
Use your SSD-endowed laptop as a bludgeoning and projectile weapon
Never sleep in the lounge.
Do not accept A- grade offers.
Proposition your friend's parents for the watching of porn.
Act like an asshole to everyone.
Clearly you just haven't entered my exclusive inner circle --
Consume ~2 liters of tea, coffee, or some combination of both each weekday.
Register for CS Colloquium for the sole purpose of making your
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