StevenBerler

BERLER!!!!!!!!!!!

• Ding

His name is fun to say.

Is a member of TreaSon, roomed with BobChen. This unholy pairing of n00b and Berler will echo throughout the ages.

berler v. 1 to complain endlessly about the lack of optimization of anything, even when everyone else in close proximity has told the complainer to ShutTheFuckUp; usually contains many an "awww" and "that's really stupid."

Has pretty good ActionsPerMinute, leading to a fairly impressive level of competence in DotA? and StarCraft.

• Or portal, for that matter.

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Quotes:

• Awww crap I spilled chili on my pants.
• And your mouth is probably really swollen up... like a chipmunk. --Regarding post-wisdom teeth extraction facial features
• Oh God I have a lot of gas! Holy CRAP I have gas! --StarCraft game where he had over 9000 gas
  • He had how much gas?
    • L2read, n00b.
• What the -- fucking! Fuck --? Fucking bukkake!!!
• Techno? More like Tech-yes.
• "I wanna play something, but I don't want to play DotA?." "DotA?s?" "Oh fuck, sure, DotA?s."
• "I'd TOTALLY want to be fucking SeanPlott!" (whether "fucking" is an epithet or a gerund in this case is up to you!)
• "Yeah I'm going to be up fucking late tonight. Of course, I'd rather be up late fucking tonight."
• BobChen: Man why does oil and vinegar have to separate like that? Why can't they be like fucking miscible or something. StevenBerler: Yeah man like QueenOfPain? with a BlinkDagger? or something!!
• Fuck! Fuck! The fucking server's fucking fuck!
• Fuck 'em up! (typically to his team after dying, it rarely works)
• We value other people's opinions because we know we're fucking crazy. -StevenBerler with MattRichman regarding MatthewWodrich's opinion on the FunBall? playlist.

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