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JakeLow is a student at HMC and a member of the class of 2014. Jake is (as of writing) a ThirdFloorEastie (he lives in Linde). He often sleeps in TheLounge, mostly due to the frequent passed-outness of his suite-mates. |
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JakeLow is a student at HMC and a member of the class of 2014. Jake lives in EastDorm. (Shush, AtwoodDorm is not a real place.) Jake is frequently referred to as "LoungePants", after his preferred method of loin-girding. |
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*REVISION: Jake escaped Linde to live with the Lotus Eaters (Sontag 106A). Come by sometime - it's very nice here :D |
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Jake's notable achievements include a high number of bicycle collisions with stationary objects, as well as the discovery of immortality (Jake cannot die). Jake also has an impressive track record of tipping backwards while attempting to balance in chairs. |
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Jake's notable achievements include a high number of bicycle collisions with stationary objects, as well as the discovery of immortality (Jake cannot die). Jake is interested in computers. Jake likes computers, in much the same way that everyday humans like breathing oxygen. Jake will major in CS. Is afraid of BigRed? because he was once force-fed Big Red that had been sitting in the sun. Kryptonite is to Superman as Big Red is to Jake. Tried to prank RebeccaThomas by putting a Dr. Pepper can filled with Big Red in her fridge. It was unsuccessful and Jake should watch his back. |
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Jake is interested in computers. Jake likes computers, in much the same way that ordinary mortals like breathing oxygen. Jake is majoring in CS. |
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This year, Jake is a BBQ Baron, along with PatrickMeehan. Jake is also President of Nerfshmc. |
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* Jake dislikes being called "jlow" due to its connection to 'some Hollywood bitch'. |
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* In highschool, Jake had no friends. |
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* Jake speaks entirely in the third person. |
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* Jake is very good at 'the sex'. |
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* Jake likes pirates better than ninjas, and robot ninjas better than pirates. * Jake put MattMcDermott's bag in a tree. * Jake didn't know he had a kitchen until a month after living in Sontag. Witnesses saw him use the sink. |
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* Jake likes pirates better than ninjas. Yaargh, matey! * Jake didn't know he had a kitchen until a month after moving to Sontag. Witnesses saw him use the sink. |
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* "LOUNGE PANTS!" (believed to be a battle cry). * "DAVE IS GOING TO DIE" (certainly a battle cry) * "I KIIL YOU!" |
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* "LOUNGE PANTS!" (esp. as a battle cry) * "Why be sleeping when you could be NOT sleeping?!" Some things Jake likes (besides computers, lounge pants, and pirates): * EastiePersons * Iced Coffee (European espressos especially) * JRR Tolkien's works * Cheesy power metal. REALLY cheesy power metal. * The F-16 Belgian/Norwegian? block 15 MLU (a 90s vintage jet) * Prof Ran * Isaac Asimov's stories - especially "The Last Question" and "Nightfall" * The CS Graveyard * Beowulf (particularly Seamus Heaney's translation) * I said Prof Ran already, right? |
Jake's notable achievements include a high number of bicycle collisions with stationary objects, as well as the discovery of immortality (Jake cannot die). Jake also has an impressive track record of tipping backwards while attempting to balance in chairs.
Jake is interested in computers. Jake likes computers, in much the same way that ordinary mortals like breathing oxygen. Jake is majoring in CS.
This year, Jake is a BBQ Baron, along with PatrickMeehan. Jake is also President of Nerfshmc.
Some, but not all, of these things are true about Jake:
Jake is cuddly and loveable. He is armed and considered highly dangerous. Do not approach.
Quotes:
Some things Jake likes (besides computers, lounge pants, and pirates):
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