Editing GTSMoTD
= Greater TimeSuck Message of The Day = *Messages from previous months can be found at the archive links below '''10/1''' Tim: Fun fact: Gigantous isn't a word. Will: Just remember, if you're having a good day, it'll stop cause I just jinxed it. Micah: 1450 to 4. ---- '''10/2''' Tim: Ice, the mad rhymer, the pitch shifter, the quick trigger! Micah: You call THIS tentacle violation? Your MOM's better at this. Logan: The only tools you will ever need are <nowiki>WD40</nowiki> and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use <nowiki>WD40</nowiki>. If it's moving but it shouldn't, use duct tape. Joaq: EDC Movies: The Rock Noght! ---- '''10/3''' Tim: We are deeply concerned about the future, because that is where we will be living. Micah: Put the flagpole in the bathroom and flush the toilet. Logan: (regarding above) And if that hadn't worked, I would've looked really stupid. Joaq: EDC Movies: Scorsese Night ---- '''10/4''' Tim: I've seen things. Terrible things. And I think I'm married. Logan: 1 femtosecond = inverse-hella days Micah: Universal Constants, addendum: The New England Patriots will win on Sunday. Joaq: Dax!!! ---- '''10/5''' Tim: For me? It's the paycheck. Micah: Comedy = Tragedy + Time ---- '''10/6''' Tim: Tres Sexy Micah: PEDROOOOOOO! Logan: "There's no such thing as licking somebody else too much, but licking yourself doesn't get you anywhere." -ProfessorSahakian ---- '''10/7''' Tim: a man killed by ambition and an asston of arrows Logan: Where do any of us come from? The sordid passions of our parents? God's emporium of jokes? Micah: Friday in Fenway. ---- '''10/8''' Tim: No Pikachu! Put down the bleach! Micah: Before we get in port, I advise you reset your wristwatch. It is not the time you think it is. Logan: "Have you worn pants yet this week?" "No!" ---- '''10/10''' Tim: What's a nubian? ---- '''10/11''' Tim: Number 5 alive ---- '''10/12''' Tim: Optimus Prime died for our sins. Micah: If Millar gets the run in, I'm going to eat something... like my checkbook. ---- '''10/13''' Logan: I like my women like I like my potato salads... Hot and German. Micah: There is NO JUSTICE. ---- '''10/15''' Logan: They always have quizzes on Friday, so I have to go to class. I think today we have a test or something. Probably the midterm. Tim: Coming... Micah: Trust the fuckhead. ---- '''10/16''' Micah: A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney. ---- '''10/17''' Micah: All we ever wanted was to be "Just Another Team That Won the World Series Recently." ---- '''10/19''' Tim: ...to a decision. Micah: Curt Schilling is my personal hero. ---- '''10/20''' Tim: This planet is altogether dry, and altogether pointed. Joaq: Let God Save us from false religions. ---- '''10/21''' Tim: The clown symbolizes street warfare. Micah: Four more wins. Logan: Alright, a drunk girl! This is the best doll ever. Joaq: 7 AM is a sacred time ---- '''10/22''' Joaq: "Will, you have a point; That's why I should go buy a dildo." -Tim Garvey Tim: Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm. Logan: Gordon Freeman died on the cross for your sins. ---- '''10/24''' Tim: I caught you a delicious bass. ---- '''10/25''' Tim: P.S. Natalie Portman is way hot. Micah: Curt Schilling for President. ---- '''10/26''' Tim: I have taken down your name and you will not be allowed to see Revenge of the Sith. Micah: 27 outs. ---- '''10/27''' Tim: It's like a clown car! Micah: THE RED SOX WIN THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES! ---- '''10/28''' Tim: Grad night in orbit! ---- '''10/29''' Tim: Quit sticking your dick in the water! ---- '''10/31''' Logan: There are no reasons, social or geographical, to wear pants in California. ---- '''11/1''' Logan: Prepare for Pantless Ninja Fury!!!! Greg: For the last time, Will, Mike does not have a vagina! ---- '''11/20''' Logan & Micah: "Arr, swash swash buckle buckle!" ---- '''11/22''' Logan: "Incompetence! Incompetence! If I were an evil genius, James Bond would have killed me by now!" ---- Archives:<br> /September
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