Editing GTSMoTD/September
'''8/30''' Tim: Well, Thresh could probably do it... Will: Rahh! I fuck you! ---- '''8/31''' Joaq: Everything in moderation Greg: It wasn't untill later that further inspection revealed that I had, in fact five toes. Max: Great Advances in Barn Raising technology Mike: And when you lose controle, you'll reap the harvest you have sown. Tim: In the future, women are sexy. Will: And you get shrunk to fit in your car. ---- '''9/1''' Joaq: You can't call a male table atendent garcon Greg: Alas! Alack! I lack a lass! Max: Good News: Astro works, Bad News: It's only a matter of time Mike: Bitch I live in a fucking trash can Tim: "Mmm...Window..." - Donny Will: We're all chasing that red balloon...together! ---- '''9/2''' Max: MOTD will be provided on an as available basis. Mike: Tim: Most parents play it fair and come back. Will: Cooooookie crisp...bitch! ---- '''9/3''' Joaq: "I like escalators" -Jones Max: In Living <- STEREO -> Tim: Up Left Down Shoot Right Shoot Shoot Will: ...the pain... ---- '''9/4''' Joaq: "He turned me upsidown but all the cookies didn't come out." -Alison Mike: Our land. Tim: Jesus is a hit with the ladies. Will: ...with mind bullets! ---- '''9/5''' Joaq: Whatever happened to everything in moderation? Greg: You're drinking shity liquid, you're drinking shity liquid ... AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE DRUNK! Max: It only has one button! Mike: "800-like-a-billion" -Joaq Tim: When life gives you poop, make poop juice. Will: Groffskithur: best card evar! ---- '''9/6''' Joaq: There was massive partying and physicists were running naked in the streets. Greg: inebriated (I'ni briat ed) adj: Making MSA quotes nad watching Tron. Tim: You smell like watermelon. No, not the fruit. Will: Which is chosen? ---- '''9/7''' Mike: Fuckbarn. Joaq: There is no range of motion, so you can't call it the fuckbarn. Greg: Could we call it the extreme spooning pit? Max: No. Its the Jack Shack Tim: Whatever happened to the masturbatory mansion? Will: Jack Shack: it's the poor man's masturbatory mansion. Logan and Micah: Do not offend the chair leg of truth. It is wise and terrible. ---- '''9/8''' Tim: '''FOR SCIENCE!''' Will: Inject tons of evil spirits! Grand Cross! Joaq: Plop, fold, sprinkle, 68, plop, fold, sprinkle, 69, . . . Greg: As luck would have it, the internet faild to crash last thursday. Max: Talk derivitives to me baby! Mike: "What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Is it the will to do what is necessary, whatever the cost?" "Yeah . . . that . . . and a pair of testicles." Logan and Micah: "Don't cross the beams." "Why?" "It would be bad." ---- '''9/9''' Tim: My children need wine! Will: Laughing time is over. ProfessorRan: It's more of a binary search stick. Logan and Micah: Shellschock also manages to remedy one of the major shortcomings of action games since the early 80's: the lack of Vietnamese whores. You can trade in you bloody chits for a pass to the whorehouse situated behind the base. Then just walk up to you choice of prostitute, listen to her torrid come-on, and click the "Do It Like Rabbits" icon. ---- '''9/10''' Tim: I just give them 2 Aleve and in no time we're making Illegitimate Lincoln babies! Will: Statistically speaking, there are enough spiders on the planet that no matter where you are, there is at least one within 6 feet of you. Logan: "So, do you consider yourself 90% of a big man?" -Cal (I do now!) Joaq: Isomorphisms are like violent coups. ---- '''9/11''' Tim: You will all be servants of the satan. Will: Happy birthday, Master Yoshi Joaq: POTC: Pirates of the Christ ---- '''9/12''' Tim: Work it Make it Do it Make us Will: Well you see, the pillow increases his nanoskills. Joaq: POTC: Passion of the Caribian Max: "She had a GREAT ASS. And your head was ALL THE WAY UP IT!" Micah: "How old are you?" "Nineteen." "Can I have your phone number?" <-- It's funny because it actually happened Logan: "The Dark Ages." The sentence, and now, the Wiki Node! (DarkAges) ---- '''9/13''' Tim: Cycling! Cycling! Lalala! Will: Thompson's teeth: the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth. Micah: "Oh my god, I turned my ass into a hand-grenade --" Joaq: If I don't know her name I'll sleep on the couch." ---- '''9/14''' Tim: Word animals will feel the wrath of Cubic curse. Will: I want those 3 minutes of my life back... Micah: "Have you ever seen a cowboy light on fire? No, of course not. So if I was somehow to turn myself into a cowboy, it would make me and thus the children more fireproof!" Logan: The man's a moron. If he spins around you a few times and you don't reverse polarity or whatever, he'll fly off saying, "My powers don't affect him! He must be made entirely out of kryptonite!" Joaq: Guinness, it's what's for dinner! ---- '''9/15''' Tim: Vandalism's best when it's totally meaningless and unfair. Will: Way cheap... ...is way deep Micah: "Son of God or son of man, Marseille: You can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it." Joaq: Superman could never fuck Lois, I bet he blows a load like a shotgun straight through her back. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. Logan: Bah! Showers are for people with GirlFriends. ---- '''9/16''' Tim: But what if you have no taste? Will: Hook off! Joaq: Let's go to Zanarkand . . . together. Micah: "Never look a man in the eye when you could shoot him in the back instead." ---- '''9/17''' Tim: Many in Kamigawa call them "The goggles". Perhaps this is because they do nothing. Will: People don't shit in the dark. Except during a power outage. Micah: "I beat the Devil. I beat all THREE of the bastards, and I got them to cure my sodding lung cancer while I was at it." Greg: On a scale from one to retarded, that's pretty differently abled. Max: Blastissimo!! Joaq: Breves ensign. ---- '''9/18''' Tim: Aw... I think someone didn't get his juice box. Will: This message got its 15 seconds of fame. Micah: PURPLE! Logan: GREEN! ---- '''9/19''' Tim: My name is Eric I got nothing to say beacuse I am not a fucking DJ. Will: Its all well and good until the aliens invade, and you realize you don't have a big guy with a sword to drive them off. Micah: We are really not observant. I mean, the handle's there and everything. ---- '''9/20''' Tim: For shinja my ninja. Will: The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false. Joaq: Republicans aren't safe for those over 48'' Micah: Apparently, Tim beats his cock. But Will's cock beats Tim. Logan: I thought about the word "else" for too long and convinced myself that it wasn't a real word. ---- '''9/21''' Tim: Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy! Will: The feeling of haunted by the feeling of depression Joaq: At places of commerce you can exchange money for goods and services. Micah: Commandos? What the fuck? ---- '''9/22''' Tim: Poopty Peupty Pants Will: Sit on it for 20 minutes and pretend its a stranger. Logan: And now, <nowiki>HoboCam</nowiki>! Micah: Just one more game. I swear. Greg: The shoes are off Joaq: It's time to eat! ---- '''9/23''' Tim: It's like Prague sans the whimsy. Will: Man, ugly girls like to frequent Denny's. Logan: I'm so proud of myself. I figured out how my pants work! ---- '''9/24''' Tim: Zombie eat brains, but zombie no can swallow this injustice. Will: Alphabet coup. Micah: "My moves are so off the hook that I have to spend a turn setting up." ---- '''9/25''' Tim: Be Up & Doing! Future is Mine! Will: This motd brought to you courtesy of two days from now. Micah: GOD EXISTS: ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II) (1) God is love. (2) Love is blind. (3) Stevie Wonder is blind. (4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. (5) Therefore, God exists. ---- '''9/26''' Tim: Your bloddy death makes me sunshine happy. Will: Pleased to rake your acquaintance! Micah: I'm not going to bed until I take over the world. ---- '''9/27''' Tim: We have an out! She thinks we're nerds! Will: It felt like a cluster-bomb wiping out a graveyard full of zombies. Micah: You're a triangle! Greg: Jeff Goldblum te esta mirando hacer caca! Logan: Jeff Goldblum te caca! ---- '''9/28''' Tim: Boromir: Fucking campers! Will: Don't you hate it when people don't update stuff regularly when they're supposed to update said things regularly, and then don't explain why they're not updating regularly? Logan: I think I may have invented a higher form of sanity. Greg: Darn egg storms! ---- '''9/29''' Tim: Come enjoy this lonely sky with me. Will: Triple Redundancy Theatre presents: Triple Redundancy, by Triple Redundancy Theatre. Micah: "So, did you find any food?" "No, but I did find a nice steaming plate of YOUR DOOM!" Logan: I am breathing with ''extreme'' difficulty! Punctured lung is not happy funtime agony! ''*giggle*'' Greg: Greg's Principle of Priciples: Every Principle is named after someone. Joaq: You read the problem and you're like "something clever", then is says "Hint: something clever". Fuck! Mike: Hi! I'm anal medic. Max: Gravity is taking over!!! ---- '''9/30''' Tim: And I will recieve the parcel. Will: Ooh! It's a moving sanctuary of love! Joaq: EDC movies: Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, and Goodfellows Greg: ohgodtheairsinvis Micah: GOATS.
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