Rumors of Micah's cloning have been greatly exaggerated: for example, collecting two hundred Micahs before going to bed is not in fact possible. It has however been theorized that he is [the] inducer of an apparently unique HallucinationField. He is also a neutrino (but he's not left-handed). In addition, he has been known to believe in [the] DoctrineOfTheOneElectron, convert to [the] PaperClipDelusion, and stauchly support [the] DorkSideOfTheFarce?. He is fond of identifying DisolphonicThings, and of ContraDancing.
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