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The SquirrelArmy consists of all enlisted squirrels in the United States who are fighting to protect their homes from invasion by the greedy humans. Only one human, the Squirrelloid, has managed to become their friend and master. Hordes of these squirrels have been known to kill unsuspecting humans in wilderness areas, especially construction workers. Plot carefully and observe closely any area they plan on attacking. Also hate chipmunks for invading their territory and wage war upon them. |
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The SquirrelArmy consists of all enlisted squirrels in the United States who are fighting to protect their homes from invasion by the greedy humans. Only one human, the Squirrelloid, has managed to become their friend and master. This is funnier if you know that a popular company that prints debate briefs calls them "Squirrel Killers" --AvaniGadani Hordes of these squirrels have been known to kill unsuspecting humans in wilderness areas, especially construction workers. Plot carefully and observe closely any area they plan on attacking. Also hate chipmunks for invading their territory and wage war upon them. |