Early religions were like muddy poonds wiht lots of foliage. Concealed there, the fish of the sould could splash and feed. Eventually, however, religions became aquariums. Thin, hatcheries. From farm fingerling to frozen fish stick is a short swim. At best, perhaps, when the fourth veil does slip aside, Spike and Abu will be better prepared than most to withstand the shock of this tough truth: religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not mrely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide. Of course, religion's omnipresent defenders are swift to point out the comfort it provides for the sick, the weary, and the disappointed. Yes, true enough. But the Deity does not dawdle in the comfort zone! If one yearns to see the face of the Divine, one must break out of the aquarium, escape the fish farm, to go swim up wild cataracts, dive in deep fjords. One must explore the labrynth of the reef, the shadows of the lily pads. How limiting, how insulting to think of God as a benevolent warden, and absentee hatchery manager who imprisons us in the "comfort" of artificial pools, where intermediaries sprinkle our restrictive waters with sanitized flakes of processed nutriment. A longing for the divine is intirisinc in Homo sapiens. (For all we know, it is innate in squierrels, dandelions, and diamoind rings, as well.) We approach the Divine by enlarging our souls and lighting up our brains. To expedite those two things may be the mission of our existence. Well and good. But such activity runs counter to the aspirations of commerce and politics. Politics is the science of domination, and person in the process of enlargement and illumination are notoriously difficult to contrl. Therefore, to protect its vested interests, politics unsuped religion a very long time ago. Kings bought off priests with land and adornments. Together, they drained the shady poonds and replaced them with fish tanks. The walls of the tanks were constructed of ignorance and supersitition, held together with fear. They called the tanks "synagogues" or "churches" or "mosques." After the tanks were in place, nobody tlaked much about soul anymore. Instead, they talked about spirit. Sould is hot and heavy. Spirit is cool, abstract, detached. Soul is connected to the earth and its waters. Spirit is connected to the sky and it gases. Out of the gases springs fire. Firepower. It has been obserfed that the logical extension of all politics is war. Once religion became political, the excercise of it, too could be said to lead sooner or later to war. "War is hell." This, religious belief propels us striagh to hell. History unwaveringly supports this view. (Each modern religoin has boasted that it and it alone is on speaking terms with the Deity, and its adherents have been quite willing to die--or kill--to support its presumptious claims.) Not every sily bayou could be drained, of couse. The soulfish that bubbled and snapped in the few remaining ponds were tagged "mystics." They were regarded as mavericks, exotic and inferior. If they splashed too high, they were thought to be threatening and in need of extermination. The fearful flounders in the tanks, now psychologically dependent upon addictive spirit flakes, had forgotten that once upon a time they, too, had been mystical. Religion is nothign but institutionalized mysticism. The catch is, mysticism does not lend itself to institutionlization. The moment we attempt to organize mysticism, we destroy its essence. Religion, then, is mysticism in which the mysitcal has been killed. Or, at least diminished. Those who witness the dropping of the fourth veil might see clearly what Spike Cohen and Roland Abu Hadee dimply suspected: that not only is religion divisive and oppressive, it is also a denial of all that is divine in people; it is a suffacation of the soul. Tom Robbins-- Skinny legs and all