**Celebrating Mills**
Whit. But Much, Much Cooler.
Non-Alcoholic: Because Anything with Alcohol in it has to be Good!
11/18/00

NAME:
Celebrating Mills Whit. But Much, Much Cooler. Non-Alcoholic: Because Anything with Alcohol in it has to be Good!
DATE/TIME:
November 18, 2000 9:30 pm - sometime am 3rd Floor Proctor Suite, Atwood @ Mudd
PROMO:
Hey kids, This weekend in bitchin' awesome ways to spend your saturday night: **Celebrating Mills** This party is going to be so *bad-ass*, it took two other names before I could actually send out this promo. So if you hear people talking about these other happenin' events, believe me they are all one and the same: Whit. But Much, Much Cooler. Non-Alcoholic: Because Anything with Alcohol in it has to be Good! And as usual, they'll be good stuff for everyone up the klim-tog. Plus a free IBC rootbeer for the first six entrants. Well, I could go on, but to keep this email short: this party will be so bitchin', it will redefine the word bitch. Think about that. Thanks, -Jeff & Rosie
MORE DETAILS:
If the above promo wasn't enough to convince you to ditch your Saturday date, I bet you're thinking one of two things: I went to the last party, and it was so freaking cool. So why should I go to this party? I didn't go to the Featuring Homemade Potato Chips, but I heard about how freaking cool it was. So why should I go to this party? Well, here's my answer: Despite the freaking coolness of FHPC, you are all going to have an insane amount of fun at **CM**/W.BM,MC/N-A:BAwAithtbG! There will be so much free stuff, homemade yumyums, amazingly good drinks, smooth yet rocking tunes, and sexy ultimate players. All your friends will be there: Becky, Josh S., Jenny, Josh T., Andre, and more incredibly cool people as soon as I get more pictures scanned from the last party. It'll be Ultimate!
ABOUT THE TITLE:
For those of you incredibly not with it. Mills is a street we at Mudd know and love dearly. For the past fucking century Mills has been closed and we couldn't get to Vons. Well, whilst scouting out alcohol for this party, I came upon Vons from Baseline. And what do you know. They finally opened Mills and I could return to Mudd without driving up baldy and hang-gliding home. Hence, by the power invested in me by the incredibly idiotic electoral college system, November 18 is now and will be forever more a national holiday. A holiday devoted whole-heartedly to **Celebrating Mills**.
QUOTEBOARD:
Whit	It's not that much cooler!
Becky	I ate it!
Drunken QMSA	I feel sorta weird...
Yip	Cleverosity Points!
Dan	'He's like punching a big ass piece of glass!' 'Who?' 'My reflection.'
Jenny	I'm shamed for the rest of my life.
Jeff (of Andre)	He just bit my foot!
Joe	Is that a pineapple of a coconut?
Mark (about Jeff)	He grabbed my ass!
Jeff	Yeah! I grabbed his ass!
Sven	Whit is a little bitch.
Jeff	Somebody get me a drink.
Andre	We have 5, now it's an official Ultimate orgy.
Jeff	It's a twist top ... I don't have a shirt on ... I'll just use my belly button.
Jeff	Write that shit down!
Jenny	I am talking to your ass Jeff, I am talking to your ASS!
Beckett	If I were an atheist, I'd drink so much.
MSA	Why are there no quotes from me on their?
Anon.	Because you're stupid: can't even spell 'there'.
Sven	Jesus Mutha Fucka Awww!
IMAGEBOARD:
Some way cool ultimate bros.
A little bit out of it?
Is the fridge that way?
Jenny and Andre on the dance floor.
Look what I found!?!
So much loving ...
Mark Dean having a bit too much fun.
Sven recovering from a bit too much fun.
Celebrating Mills: the place to be.
Stay tuned for the next party.