CorruptorOfFrosh

One who is pure evil, and tries to spread the evil. This need not involve the standard vices, this is someone who knowingly tries to convince FrOsh not to do things they probably should do. Among these things:

• Sleep - the most important thing. Don't let the FrOsh sleep. It's not worth it, there are better things to do.
• Attend Lecture - See JasonWinerip's table on this. They can learn from the book. Or leech off people that did go.
• HomeWork? - Know how much if it counts for. If it's less than 20% of the grade, you'll be fine without it.

The CorruptorOfFrosh must also convince FrOsh to do things they shouldn't do.

• BadIdea is full of ideas. Doing any of these, or convincing FrOsh to do them, is very corrupt.
• SleepDep is FunAndEasy. This is very important. Breakfast is the best meal at the Hoch, stay up for it! They have waffles!
• Another excellent meal is DonutMan. At 4 AM, of course, as that's when the donuts are fresh.
• Whoring television shows. Idolize TheWank. He watched all of Babylon5 in one week. If you can't do that too, you're not a real man.
  • KwangKetcham watched the first three seasons of BattlestarGalactica? over the course of a four-day weekend. Not quite as impressive, though.
    • This clearly wasn't worded right. In one week DURING CLASS. Weekends/vacations DO NOT count. I'm still ashamed FarScape? took me a week and a half FrOsh year, during classes, although I am proud to have watched a non-trivial portion of it with TheWank himself. Just remember, a season a day keeps the homework away.
      • Yeah, since we can take someone who can't get halfway through E7 in 3 weeks seriously on this matter.
• Similarly, whoring VideoGames. All VideoGames are made to be played through in one sitting. No exceptions.

It may be a GoodIdea to occasionally make sure the FrOsh you're corrupting won't actually be InvitedToRetire, but this is hardly necessary for the position.

• It is beneficial for the CorruptorOfFrosh not to let FrOsh ITR as it limits the pool of corruptees
  • If I'm not mistaken, ITRing is a product of GPA, so I'm not sure it can happen after first semester. After second semester, they are no longer frosh, and therefore not in the pool. The real risk is the possibility of all potential successors ITRing.
    • Frosh may choose to leave if grades are so low first semester its not worth staying second semester

In Soviet Russia, frosh corrupts you!