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Existing Patents

Blindness Gene—Axys Pharmaceuticals/Jackson Lab
Arthritis Gene—Human Genome Sciences
Osteoporosis Gene—Human Genome Sciences
Melanoma Gene—Millenium Pharmaceuticals

Patents Pending

Baldness Gene—Columbia University
Parkinson’s Disease Gene—National Human Genome Research Institution
(National Institutes of Health)
Brain Cancer Gene—Myriad Genetics
Cardiovascular Disease Gene—Myriad Genetics/Novartis

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