Engineering=Applied PhySics.
PhySics=Applied MatheMatics.
MatheMatics=Applied Philosphy
Philosophy=Applied Rhetoric
Rhetoric=Applied BullShit?
Engineering=Applied^5 BullShit?
Actually, after I died (cf. BeforeYouWereBorn), I went to MIT, where to my great chagrin I realized that my thesis advisor at MIT only practices two sorts of engineering: MatheMatics, and Sqrt(MatheMatics*Rhetoric/Physics?).