Applied is only a word we use to get funding. --some CMU prof.

Engineering=Applied PhySics.

PhySics=Applied MatheMatics.

MatheMatics=Applied Philosphy

Philosophy=Applied Rhetoric

Rhetoric=Applied BullShit?

Engineering=Applied^5 BullShit?

Actually, after I died (cf. BeforeYouWereBorn), I went to MIT, where to my great chagrin I realized that my thesis advisor at MIT only practices two sorts of engineering: MatheMatics, and Sqrt(MatheMatics*Rhetoric/Physics?).

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