One time, in order to check out a library book, the players of the Cliffs decided to create a terrorist lime cult and train them to kill the king. Then, they would swoop in and save the king, thus earning a favor, which they would redeem to find the library book. It was a great plan. Nobody worried about it.
The leader of the church is the Grand Citron. The only known Grand Citron was Jerry the Green, First Grand Citron of the Great Church of Citronism (TommySchneider).
Below are The Holy Scripture and Supreme Commandments of Jerry the Green, First Grand Citron of the Great Church of Citronism:
1. The Lime is sacred amongst all things. Through Lime, we gain power.
2. To achieve the power of Lime, on must be Lime of both Body and Soul
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a. Those who have achieved the power of Lime shall be known as the Citrons.
b. Those who still seek the power of Lime shall be known as the Ascendants
c. Anointment with the Juice of Lime by a Citron or High Ascendant is sufficient for the requirement of becoming Lime of Body
d. To become Lime of Soul, an Ascendant must complete a Grand Challenge to prove themselves worthy
3. The Powers of Lime contains, but is not limited to the following:
a. Mist-resistance
b. Bullet-resistance
c. Divine Inspiration
d. Acid-resistance
e. Lime-healing
4. Supreme and Unwavering Dedication to the Gods of Lime and the Great Church of Citronism is required in all things
Other notable members of the Great Church of Citronism include