The major that allows you to play in all of the fun parts of all other majors without getting mired in the mucky details.
Also the major that had to have some of its classes made worth less units so that engineers wouldn't have to overload to graduate...
See also EngineeringDepartment, StupidEngineeringQuote, FifthYearEngineer, JobbieCount, BabyStems, BigStems, MicroPs
Alternatively, the major which makes you do all the boring parts of the other majors without letting you get to the fun stuff.
Example: [Dilbert] ~ScottAlmond "Has the Knack"