Someone: We will have to blindfold the squirrel, if the Meren Vol might want to interrogate it-- Julie: I will mindrape the squirrel!
later... Julie: Why stop at one squirrel?
Clay: They would have some difficulty determining what our magical capabilities are from one squirrel. Julie: That should be a unit of measurement!
I don't know what makes me sadder: that the question was asked, or that someone had a logical response to it.
Julie: I think we should go for like five squirrels per Meren Vol. Eli: It's like a statistical sampling method... Will: I'm kind of concerned about depopulating Athens' squirrel population.
Lori: I am actually in favor of sending squirrels to specific locations.
Clay: PLAN: Squirrel, sneaking, hats, core, portal. Does anyone want to add another component?
Lori: So, do you have time to imbue both hats and squirrels? Clay: Okay, I'm going to go write a to-do list...
After the party realizes that the cat statue is too heavy to be carried by one squirrel, and devises a plan of creating a squirrel-drawn skateboard...
Will: AND HOW DO WE GET THE SQUIRRELS TO GO IN THE SAME DIRECTION?
Julie: I've never mind-blasted a squirrel in my life, despite the claims of my detractors!
Julie: If you want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few squirrels. Eli: They might do very well, like so many invasive species do.
Julie: I am not making the squirrels sentient!
Meren Vol guard: It's pretty clear that [the squirrels] have the power to cause explosions. Party: *begins frantically placing explosives in the storeroom*
Meren Vol guard 1: ... What's that? Are you doing that? Meren Vol guard 2: I'm not doing anything. Meren Vol guard 1: Do you feel that? Party: MIND RAPE! MIND RAPE!!! Cylene: KING SQUIRREL! OMFG KING SQUIRREL!!!
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