EyeOfChaos/OdysseyOfSquirrels

Regarding the plan of imbuing a squirrel and sending it into the city of doom to confuse the Meren Vol...

 Someone: We will have to blindfold the squirrel, if the Meren Vol might want to interrogate it--
 Julie: I will mindrape the squirrel!

 later...
 Julie: Why stop at one squirrel?

 Clay: They would have some difficulty determining what our magical capabilities are from one squirrel.
 Julie: That should be a unit of measurement!

I don't know what makes me sadder: that the question was asked, or that someone had a logical response to it.

 Julie: I think we should go for like five squirrels per Meren Vol.
 Eli: It's like a statistical sampling method...
 Will: I'm kind of concerned about depopulating Athens' squirrel population.

 Lori: I am actually in favor of sending squirrels to specific locations.

 Clay: PLAN: Squirrel, sneaking, hats, core, portal. Does anyone want to add another component?

 Lori: So, do you have time to imbue both hats and squirrels?
 Clay: Okay, I'm going to go write a to-do list...

After the party realizes that the cat statue is too heavy to be carried by one squirrel, and devises a plan of creating a squirrel-drawn skateboard...

 Will: AND HOW DO WE GET THE SQUIRRELS TO GO IN THE SAME DIRECTION?

 Julie: I've never mind-blasted a squirrel in my life, despite the claims of my detractors!

 Julie: If you want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few squirrels.
 Eli: They might do very well, like so many invasive species do.

 Julie: I am not making the squirrels sentient!

 Meren Vol guard: It's pretty clear that [the squirrels] have the power to cause explosions.
 Party: *begins frantically placing explosives in the storeroom*

 Meren Vol guard 1: ... What's that? Are you doing that?
 Meren Vol guard 2: I'm not doing anything.
 Meren Vol guard 1: Do you feel that?
 Party: MIND RAPE! MIND RAPE!!!
 Cylene: KING SQUIRREL! OMFG KING SQUIRREL!!!