Tried and true methods:
2. BS, BS, BS
3. Find a HumMajor (probably a ThirdFloorEastie)
A. Point at HumMajor and say "You're a HumMajor"
B. Guilt him/her into walking you through the BS
C. Convince him/her to edit paper
4. Avoid Substance
- This is not to say that you should avoid Substances. I happen to know that the consumption of alcohol can greatly increase the chances of a high grade in any of ProfessorScheible's Hum papers.