HowToWriteAHumPaper

Tried and true methods:

1. Don't

2. BS, BS, BS

3. Find a HumMajor (probably a ThirdFloorEastie)

• strategy utilized by VictoriaKrafft on PomonaJosh

          A. Point at HumMajor and say "You're a HumMajor"
          B. Guilt him/her into walking you through the BS
          C. Convince him/her to edit paper

4. Avoid Substance

• This is not to say that you should avoid Substances. I happen to know that the consumption of alcohol can greatly increase the chances of a high grade in any of ProfessorScheible's Hum papers.