MenOfEastCalendar/2005

This is one of those things that's basically what it sounds like. It's a calendar. It features the Men of East. Naked. Maybe. Depending on the man.

Thank you.

Prospectus:

• January
• February -- This is the month which contains President's Day.
• March -- BrianYoung, showing off his love for speakers by working the stand like a stripper pole.
• April
• May
• June
• July
• August -- JonathanBeall, letting the world see his 15" of Apple glory.
• September
• October
• November
• December -- DanCicio and Stumpy Claus, intimately entangled. Complete with Christmas lights!

Volunters with Currently Unassigned Months and Only Vaguely Defined Gimmicks:

• AlejoEnriquez, doing something with duct tape. Uh, yeah, duh.
• ChrisErickson, doing something with computers.
• ErikShimshock, doing something with his "unicyle" or maybe his "crutch," to quote directly.

Alums who volunteered when they weren't:

• ChrisWeisiger, doing something with a trenchcoat and some, I would suppose, ChainMaille. That wasn't a masturbation joke.
• MattBeaumont, doing something with climbing stuff.
• JeffBrenion, doing something unspeakable with a moogle.

Other Possible Volunteers:

• Um, if you really want me, and I think you *don't*, I guess I'm available. Hmm... this would be a good time for the NetHack porn :). -AdamField
  • We want everyone! Especially you and your sultry @! --MacKenzieStuart
    • Alright, consider me volunteered then, I suppose.
• The NearlyEmptyPagesNazi (assuming he can be photographed, which has not been proven)
• Your name here!
  • Dude! I know that guy!--DanCicio