An amusing game created by bored frosh. I don't think I need to explain how this works -- the examples speak for themselves.
- pyrosexuality -- "It's hot!"
- fractosexuality -- "The opposite of a threesome . . . a one-thirdsome!" Actually, it's the inverse...
- pornosexuality -- Prostitutes only!
- dis-o-sexuality -- If it were an alcoholic party, we might be so lucky!
- turbosexuality -- "Quick, let's get done before your parents get home!"
- statosexuality -- "I'm having a statosexual experience."
- monosexuality -- for we all know: we are our own best lovers!
- annosexuality -- Shinji masturbating in End of Evangelion? o_O
- geosexuality -- If lithification makes you hard, metamorphism makes you hot, you lick cleavage, and you enjoy thrusting in orogenous zones.
- paleosexuality -- what archaeologists do when they're bored
- metasexuality -- being on top
- astrosexuality -- "Well, I think so, Brain, but, uhh... something about a porn star"
- chronosexuality -- There once was a couple named Bright/who could make love much faster than light/they started one day/in the relative way/and came on the previous night
- doleosexuality -- BobDole, Sex Machine!
- matrisexuality -- YourMom!
- technosexuality -- yeah GlowStick! or maybe just good steady beat and odd sound samples... - see AphexTwin's SpeedRacer
- telesexuality -- at a distance -- i.e. teledildonics
- aerosexuality -- mile high club?
- femtosexuality -- It's not the size that matters
- actually, in this case it sounds like it is.
- (fill in your own here)
I thought of a horrible pun and realized that you might appreciate it much more than [[fill in name of significant other], who smacked me upside the head when I told it to [[fill in correct gender].
-- The Usual Suspect
Would a simultaneous orgasm be an andgasm?
And what if one partner stops, leaving the other partner sadly unfufilled... an xorgasm?
Of course, there are Boolean functions of more than two variables, but that's a bit kinky.
(See also AaaSexual