PushForCheese

The scary and/or delicious substance that some would call NachoCheese, available at the Hoch. Comes out of its dispenser next to the soda machine when you push the 'PushForCheese' button.

Don't you mean PuschfortCheese??

They now have PushForChili?! Ph34r. Y'know, I really don't think that the Chili is leet. Or if it is, it's in the sense of "pathetic loser preteens with no sense of grammar," not in the sense of "Actually awesome"