Southie, transfer from Purgatory Community College. Not a freshman, but a FreshMan
. Bureaucratically, considered either a frosh or a sophomore, depending on which produces a more inconvenient result for him at a given time. Supposedly a MathPhysics? JointMajor
but is clearly a mole sent by PomonaCollege
's music department.
A vertex in the trinity of doppelgängers with IanDeMarcellus and DylanSotir. Looks nothing like either of them.
Participated in the eight-hour mole shift in the CaltechMuddLabsPrank.
Implausibly survived TheCoronavirusExodusOf2020.