Debbie (OOC): "Here, have some water. It might make you drunk."
DM: 'Well, Adam DOES have two dots of Craft First Age Shit."
Debbie (OOC) (in response to Jurash's arrival): "Hello, I see your party has no Dragon King."
Adam: I want to make a sign to warn travellers, but I don't have any craft skills for that. All I have is Craft First Age Artifact. DM: Okay,...... so you can craft a big glowing neon sign that floats in the air to warn travellers.
Adam: "We ask only two things. First, when you go to the East ––" Debbie (OOC): "You dress up in black clothing!"
Tiff: "Let the life force throw flew you!"
Debbie: "So, shall I throw the first cow?"
Adam: "Good day! I am the River of Angsty Turnips!"
DM: You recognize the guy from the old days of slaves mining with pitchforks and whatever All: Pitchforks?? DM: ... What? All: You mean pickaxes? DM: Oh they're the same thing! Debbie: No wonder they needed so many slaves! Adam: It's not working! *mimics stabbing rocks*
Fred does what he does best during combat, and begins running in the opposite direction. DM indicates this by drawing an F on the white board with an arrow. Debbie (OOC): I guess F = ma.
Alejo: The First and Forsaken Lion is more irrational then the square root of pi!
Brianna, determining how many dice to roll: 2 and 2 is 3...
Brianna: I'll just make [a highly improbably siege engine] myself! DM: Uhhh, okay, but it'll cost you like five gossamer. Brianna: No, I'll just use Ordinary Object Conjuration! DM: That's not an Ordinary Object!!