(class of 2010) who lives in East 164 with JamesBrown
, next door to RichardBowen
- Actually is a junior in 160 rooming with DanCiliske, a SophoMore
- Actually is dead and lives in San Francisco and works at Yelp
- "Room supplies: fake blood and handcuffs"
- (to YanivOvadia) "I don't want to spank you."
- (explaining previous quote) "Your butt was the only thing sticking out."
- (to RichardBowen) "Lift your leg up; I want to poke your hole"
- (shortly thereafter) "Ooh! There's the hole! [...] I got it in!"
- discussing LSD, "Pie is tasty and gravity is still 10."