An Uwe Boll movie based on the video game, in much the same way that the Mario games are based on an average day in the life of an average plumber. Christian Slater plays an orphan who was subjected by an evil scientist to experiments based on a disappeared Native American tribe, and Tara Reid is a museum curator who is sort of his girlfriend, or something. Later the head of the museum unlocks a portal to hell and the branch of the Canadian military dedicated to fighting the paranormal appears to fight monsters that are killed by light.
Special effects consist of either bad CGI or someone having a light switch rave.
Endorsed by SkyeBerghel, and therefore badgood.
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