BrosBeforeHoes

Joke of the form

___oes before hoes:

• it is possible to replace the word 'ho' with one of similar meaning

Examples:

• I was going to nail this chick, but I had to finish manipulating some matrices first, you know, transpose before hoes.
• This girl was all over me, but I had to write a hum paper before having sex with her, you know, prose before hoes.
• I was going to meet up with this girl, but I met up with some friends making jokes, so it was BrosBeforeHoes before hoes
• There was this girl who was all over me, but as soon as she got close, I noticed she smelled really bad, clearly hadn't showered in weeks, and I have a sensitive sniffer, so it was like, nose before hoes.
• I was hanging out with this one girl, and she was all like "yo, want to have sex?" but I was going to get my hair done- you know, cornrows before hoes.
• I was going to dinner with this girl, but then I realized I wanted to do some density calculations- you know, rhos before hoes.
• This dude and I were totally going to get down, but then I realized I had to work at the blacksmith's, you know, bellows before fellows.
• I was gonna go hang out with this one guy, but then I realized I still had to make dessert for Thanksgiving, you know, jellos before fellows.
• I was going to go to have fun with the other guys in the army, but then I thought it would be more fun to take my best male friend, convince him that his wife was cheating on him, take my other best friend, get him really drunk and have him disgraced forever, convince people to kill each other and get myself maimed--you know, Othellos before fellows.
• I was going to tap a male prostitute, but then I was like, snap, I have to go dig the basement of hardware store - you know how it goes, dig a Lowe's before gigolos.
• I was gonna get busy with this girl, but then I sensed an evil spirit that I had to kill - you know, poes before hoes.

Invented during the EpicBeforeHoes incident.