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56. His e-mail name shows up as JOHN WALSETH, and yelling at people is rude.
57. He caused a page to be created that seems to be indicating that he sucks page, which would be far more amusing than what it's actually about.

The JohnSucksPage created on behalf of JohnWalseth, who requested that this page be made. (As in, it's not my fault)

This page should be devoted to the top 100 reasons why John Sucks.

 1. He plays a lot of video games
 2. He is obsessed with video games
 3. He likes video games more than you
 4. He likes video games more than me
 5. "video games are fun" whereas spending time with you is not
 6. Instead of asking for alone time, he will run away and play video games
 7. He would put out except that he is too busy playing video games
 8. He uses video games as an excuse not to do other fun things
 9. If John were an ice cream flavor, he'd be video games and dick
 10. He uses video games as a way to avoid communication
 11. He uses video games as a way to get away from people who bother him
 12. You are one of the people that bother him
 13. I am one of the people that bother him
 14. Anything that is not video games is a chore or obligation that John doesn't want to do
 15. You are a chore or obligation
 16. That he doesn't want to do
 17. I am a chore or obligation
 18. That he doesn't want to do
 19. He'd rather be playing video games
 20. He uses video games to get out of situations that bother him
 21. Being with you is one of those situations
 22. Being with me is one of those situations
 23. Instead of explaining that he is sad, he will play video games
 24. He has strong hand muscles because he plays video games
 25. If you want to find him, you have to think about where all the possible video game locations are
 26. If you want to talk to him, you seem irritable because you are dragging him away from his fun video games
 27. He is happy when you are busy because that means he can play more video games
 28. He can't stop saying "I'm batman"  (which he's not)
 29. He can't stop saying "Pears into peaches!"
 30. He can't stop saying "I'll break you!"
 31. He sings or talks along with movies.
 32. If you sing or talk along with a movie he tells you to shut up.
 33. His girlfriend makes you sneeze
 34. His girlfriend is an evil demon
 35. His girlfriend likes to attack bunnies for no good reason
 36. His girlfriend is a wuss
 37. He sucks for the kiss'n and the candy
 38. He won't give you his pants. (Even if you want them.)
 39. He's always having a big head day. Big head! Big ffAT head!
 40. He hasn't been changing his plan enough.
 41. His space bar sucks myass...see?
 42. He doesn't draw birdman on every whiteboard in the dorm every freaking day of the year anymore.
     Oh wait, maybe that isn't so bad...
 43. It's like the difference between a bitch and a slut. He'll fuck everyone but YOU. 
 44. DORM T-SHIRTS. (that's enough, isn't it?)
 45. He encourages his roommate to break up with you so he can take your clothes.
 46. He leaves his socks in your room after you had been trying so hard to get rid of all his clothes. 
 47. He stopped talking to you. 
 48. John can suck it!
 49. He's never around when you visit.
 50. He made you get rid of your graham crackers... all million of them. 
 51. He won't take off his clothes at work.
 52. He gives you *knowing glances*.
 53. People think he's the best at SuperSmashBrothers. I want to be the best at SuperSmashBrothers. 
 54. The '100' reasons John sucks on JohnSucksPage only run to 53. This reason doesn't exist. Really. I promise.
 55. Neither does this one. 
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