Well, it appears that DanCicio
's windows just don't like being in one piece. In Spring of 2004, as Dan was happily sleeping through his PE, he all of a sudden heard an all-too-familiar shattering noise. What had happened was an ill-fated attempt at breaking into the room above Dan's due to its inhabitant locking himself out. Oops.
Surprisingly, the window was fixed the same day it was broken, so no real harm was done. (Except that Dan's heart rate temporarily increased by a factor of n at the moment of breakage.)