By BenLehman in memory of the class of 2018.
When I was a young frosh
The seniors took me into the archives
To see the gates of hell
They said Frosh, when ya grow up
Will you be the authors of the website
Immortalize thyselves
They said this ain’t just a link it’s
The living history of East Dorm
Go forth and trawl all day
Because one day we’ll leave you
A zombie, to walk outside the bubble
Keep our Funwiki page
Sometimes I get the feeling
they’re watching over me
And other times I truly feel alone
But through the STEMs, Writ1, Frosh Chem,
the living comfort me
We minimize regrets before we go
We carry on, We carry on,
And though you’re dead and gone believe me,
Your memory will carry on, will carry on
And though the wiki can contain it
There’s no way to explain it
E80 Sends you reeling
from graduation dreams
‘Shenanigans distract you from your goal’
So conquer strife balance work-life
Devote your heart to East
But Parsons gets to claim my Fourier soul
I carry on, I carry on,
And though you’re bitter and deflated
Your memory will carry on
We’ll carry on
And though the froshlings will replace you
They never can replace you
Drama spreads throughout our older peers
Great traditions die throughout the years
But new ones take their place so the frosh can carry on
When I was young I dreamed of glory
Let me tell you what I wish I’d known
You’ve no control who tells your story
Who lives who dies who tells your story
So say goodbye we’re gonna miss you
You’re gonna die that’s not the issue
Yearning for fools who called this place home
A shadow past a ghost still left behind
I’m just a nerd I’m not a hero
I’m just a boy who had to take time off
But you can see I never yielded, and
I’m
Not
Dead
I carry on
I carry on
And though you’re dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
I’ll carry on
And though you’re bitter and exhausted
Your freshman comrade carries on
(When I was gone
I dreamed of glory
I promise this
I’ll join you all next year
When you go
I’ll tell your story
Want you to know
I’ll tell your story)
I carry on
(Come what may
I know that you’ll be fine
Every day
We’re losing precious time
Tell me if
You find a place like this
And one more thing)
I carry on