A VeggieTales
?-inspired
FilkSong by
TheBrubeck and
EricBrown:
We are the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and work on stems
And if you ask us if we did anything
We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything.
Well, I've never burned Shamik up
And I've never made some napalm
And I've never been in Parsons with the big not-so-red ball
And I've never melted pennies
And I've never run from Camp. Sec.
And I've never been on any roofs at all.
'Cause we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and work on stems
And if you ask us if we did anything
We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything!
And I've never climbed in Olin
And I've never climbed in Jacobs
And I've never been rappeling down the Galileo Wall
And I've never purchased dry ice
And I've never owned a blowtorch
And I've never been on any roofs at all.
Yes, we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and work on stems
And if you ask us if we did anything
We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything!
Oh, I've never made pinatas
And I've never toasted Settlers
And I've never fallen through the ceiling of the lecture hall
And I've never smashed computers
And I never slept in Honnold
And I've never been on any roofs at all.
And we've never caught a kobold
And we've never worshipped Momar
And we hope to see Shamik and Lucas back here in the fall
And I've never frozen textbooks
And I've never summoned lightning
...and we've never been on ANY ROOFS AT ALL!!
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