AlexHagen

The surrogate mother of many people in the class of '10 and '13. He is actually listed as Mother Goose in MaTy's phone book. This year, he is a junior in East 123. (you mean... a senior in Sontag 206) ((You mean... he died with last year's class)).

He is a PhysicsMajor and is emphasizing in AstroPhysics.

His true name is Alex Insagen, or Hagun, depending on your preference.

- MomMy is much loved by all of East's frosh and has been deemed to give the best hugs of all at Harvey Mudd College... future competition dates are yet to be decided. Applications are accepted on a rolling admissions basis.

So a duck walks into a bar...

• Ow.

Participated in the FnordCompletionRun.

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Quotes:

• So, I've never played with a prostitute before...
• First, integrate with respect to dinner...
• Mary was a rock star! (quote from Bible study)

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