BasicRulesofHumanInteraction

Here are the Basic Rules of Human Interaction that AllisonMcCaffrey and SeemaPatel came up with their freshman year.

1. No means no.
2. If someone is doing you a favor, be nice to them.
3. What goes around comes around.
4. The basic rules of human interaction are not necessarily logical -- that's why we have to define them for you.
5. Engineering: In theory, it's practical.
6. Get subtle hints. (Fuck subtlety - the 2 by 4 is fine. Love, Tracy)
7. Get the not-so-subtle hints.
8. Don't make us use weapons.
9. Double standards are legit.
10. If someone is sad or upset about something, do NOT tease them about it.
11. There will be many times when you will be wrong, and there will be many times when someone else will be right, and there will be a surprising correlation between the two.