ChrisSauro was an eighth semester senior (finally) for Fall 2010 living with himself in Atwood 210 in what is, for lack of better suggestion, being referred to unofficially as HatWood?. During the 2009-2010 year was living with MoiraTagle officially, by himself unofficially, and with SkyeBerghel in practice in Case Library B, part of, well, nothing, for the 2009-2010 year. He then lived in the CGU Apartments (beware the surprise double!) for the rest of the fall 2009 semester, and into the beginning of spring 2010. He finally moved back into Atwood, in Atwood 322 with people who didn't want him there. Lived in Atwood 220, as part of SuiteBetrayal, during the semester of the 2008-2009 year that he was not ITRed (read: fall 2008). Lived in East 108, the second half of Punishment and the fourth part of TreaSon, for the 2007-2008 year, meaning his affiliations suite-wise are kinda screwy (ask him another time if you really care, because you don't). He is also the dark lord of the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie. He used to have awesome spiky armor and a mace and stuff, but then some n00b went and ganked him and took his ring. Now he spends his days flaming from the top of his pointy tower, hoping he doesn't [get hit in the eye by stray ringbearing Hobbits.]
One-third of a ProctorOfVice for 2010-2011.
Has lived in OctothorpeHMC since its inception in summer of 2008. Is currently on leave until he either figures out how to unexplode his server or gets unstubborn and just re-images it.
Has a weak PatriNumber of 2.
Has a PurityScore of 45.8 as of the Fall 2010 Fall Break Purity Test. Figured his theoretical bound to be just under 30.
Agrees with JamesBrown about the despising of WufFles.
Is responsible for unleashing HMCHatbot upon the world. Is likely to blame when HMCHatbot enslaves the world.
Man name == Chris Sawroar
Queue:
Yay! I has a queue!
On account of recent events I feel it worthwhile to point out that this queue is still a thing and people should add and remove themselves as necessary.
Participated in (and helped start) the FnordCompletionRun.
Has recently entered the ranks of people who get to retake E&M. See you this fall, Froshlings!
Has even more recently entered the ranks of people who get to retake STEMS. Again, see you this fall, Froshlings.
Has even more even more recently entered the ranks of people who aren't retaking the above. You're on your own, this time, Froshlings.
Has even more even more even more recently entered the ranks of people who are InvitedToRetire. Won't be seeing you at all, Froshlings.
Has even more even more even more even more recently entered the ranks of people who are UnInvitedToRetire?. Can't wait to see you, Froshlings.
Has even more even more even more even more even more recently entered the ranks of people who DeansListed?. Not much I can really say to the Froshlings here.
Has even more even more even more even more even more even more recently entered the ranks of people who have submitted applications to graduate. Only one more class of Froshlings to see.
Has even more even more even more even more even more even more even more recently entered the ranks of people who have died. Goodbye, Froshlings.
Owns Osiris, formerly Persephone. Needs moar disk. Would not be upset if anyone decided to donate money to a "get Osiris moar disk" fund. Would be surprised.
In 2013 Osiris turned into Ariel but is still not on campus. Talk to me if you're interested in partially fixing this.
With KevinOelze, partially responsible for the virus-like spread of MistBorn? to various people.
Quotes:
"Are bricks being shat yet? That reminds me..."
"At least I can right-click with my orange!"
"I'm a binary ghost! Ha!"
"That 'killing all Jews' thing is a great debate tactic."
"No matter how relevant it is to your research paper, *never* google 'child pornography'."
"Also, being white is awesome."