HendrikOrem

Hendrik asked me to make this page for him. He has not yet specified any content for me to put in this page. Maybe he will. I don't know.

He lives in LindeDorm 138 with other members of SuiteBetrayal, but is certainly a ThirdFloorEastie.

Hendrik is a Junior from Portland, Oregon and plans to major in Math (really).

Hendrik has successfully pulled off a bucking bronco on a centaur.

He also loves Avril Lavigne's song "girlfriend"

Hey hey.

You you.

She's like so whatever.

Quotes:

• "You know Nancy, we can do homework during Deepthroat"

• "Gender & Women's studies: no classes listed. Take that you whores!"

• "I'd love to see John McCain? porn."

• "I am the tank to your Tiananmen Square."
  • Oh god that's horrible.

• "I've got to say, Nancy, I wouldn't trust an unconscious person with my scrotum."

• "This conversation is now over! And my pants are still partially undone!"

• (With respect to the LAC) "The gym is the big room, right?"

• "The sequel to The Clockwork Orange: The Clockwork Scrotum"

• "I thought Bukakke was gross: meant for someone else but not for me. Then I saw her face!"

• In my defense, these last 3 happened during the MCM. You can see my brain deteriorating.

• "He fucks his way out of a lot of sticky situations."

• "In the porn industry, there are more men who want to fill the positions than there are positions to be filled."

• "I don't believe there's such a field as pure medicine."

• "This should be NAMBLA's new motto: No hole too small"

Has a FootFetish? and enjoys wanking about wanting to play BG2 with people.

• Do you still? The wanking part, I mean. I've been meaning to play that as well, with other people. Anyway, I just lost TheGame. ---BobChen

Current Queue:

• Of what?
  • Wouldn't you like to know?
• DavidLapayowker
• MartinPyne
• KevinOelze
• KwangKetcham
• KyleMarsh?
• RichardMehlinger
• BobChen

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Roommate: DavidLapayowker

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