Cobalt's metal, hard and shining COBOL's wordy and confining Kobolds topple when you strike them Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them. -- from The RogueletsAbc
Does ProfessorEvans know about this?
I like Kobolts.
Their defining trait, however, seems to be that they are extremely weak, and thus:
99 kobolds with spears in the hall 99 kobolds with spears Take one down, whack it around 98 kobolds with spears in the hall. . . .
Kobalt Abuse!
Maybe so. But they're none too kind to 1st-level AngBand mages who've run out of mana, either.
Admitedly this is true.