ManosHandsOfFate

The worst movie of all time, bar none (this is official- check the Internet Movie Database's rankings page). It was made by the 'Fertilizer King of El Paso' on a bet that he could make a popular horror movie on a minimal budget. One can only hope that he lost. Three of the 'stars' of this movie comitted suicide shortly after its completion.

It's true--it really is #1 on the worst movie list at IMDB, and by a big margin. It's also indexed as movie [0060666]...coincidence?

• Surprisingly, it's dropped to #9. Imagine that.....there are eight movies worse than ManosHandsOfFate.
  • The universe has returned to normal. Back at #1 now.
    • I haven't seen it, but I must say it shouldn't be such a horrible shock that there exist other soul-wrenchingly bad movies, notably Gymkata <-- STUPID STUPID MOVIE. --DuctTapeGuy
      • Despite SuiteBetrayal's best efforts by showing this, it's now down to #27 worst movie of all time :( --KevinOelze

The plot, such as it is, concerns a family which becomes lost on a road trip in Texas, and find themselves staying the night at the home of the Master, who is 'not dead as you know it.' The house is looked after by the caretaker, Torgo, the movie's one redeeming feature. He has a hideous thigh disfigurement (apparently, he was supposed to be a satyr), and a manner of speaking that seems designed to be satirized. The 'haunting Torgo theme' that accompanies him on the soundtrack will drive you nuts for days afterwards.

Needless to say, the best (and, hopefully, only) way to see this movie is the MST3K version, one of the funniest two hours I have ever spent.

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