A CheMistry Professor. Ironically, he acts as if he feels the same about chemistry as your average FreshMan, though he does it in a friendly sort of way.
Student(Regarding hybridization orbitals): "What about f?"
Minehan: "Screw the f!"
"Can you tell what step it is? Geez, I don't care."
"You don't need a special program to graph this shit."