The only prof I've ever heard use the expression "I'm on crack," which is pretty cool.
Then you haven't been listening close enough to ProfessorKuenning --KurtDresner
Unfortunately, he also invented the WebQuiz?. Ask AndrewSchoonmaker about the quality of the code which operates that thing. Suffice to say, it's a great new way for profs to torture their students. I mean, forcing us to do reading? If that's not evil, I don't know what is.
On the plus side, he's one of the few Physics profs that SeleneTan doesn't find scary.
Other things said by ProfessorSaeta include:
QuantumMechanics?, Spring '07
Heard in Galileo, Fall '10:
During Physics 18, Spring '13:
AlbertoRuiz?: Professor, what's with this problem? The statement has the radius as "r", but the figure has an "l". ProfessorSaeta: It's a Korean "l".