ProfessorSparks

Physics professor. Frighteningly good at solving relativistic problems. Received simultaneous applause and derisive remarks from the spring 2001 FroshPhysics class for showing clips from a strange cartoon movie co-starring Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.

• That would be Space Jam. It's actually not that bad a movie, or at least *I* think so, which means there are many people who would fight my opinion to the death --DuctTapeGuy

• I happen to agree; I found it really funny. I'm a huge Bugs Bunny fan, though, so that might have something to do with it.--DanCicio

Taking a class with her is a lot like having your mother as a professor.

• This, however, I disagree with. If ProfessorSparks were my mom, I'd have gone insane.....or shot her.--DanCicio

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Quotes:

"How many bodies are there?"

"This is a fairly broken instruction apparatus designed to take out the instructor's head"

"What I want to know from you is how many conservation laws did he break?" --Prof. Sparks, on Michael Jordan's activities in above-mentioned cartoon.

Geoff Romer: "but the proton has a magnetic dipole moment!" (minute of silence) Sparks: "That was an interesting statement."

"This is the wallpaper you can get for your kids if you don't want them to grow up to be scientists." - Discussing [this image], which she used on her optics slides for E&M.

"The least they could do is get the colors right...and look at the butterflies in the interstellar medium!"