Quake3

A fairly good game. It's made truly wonderful, however, by the mods that run on it. CPMA is great. RA3 is great. Threewave is truly brilliant, as is Navy Seals.

• Where by "wonderful", you mean "tolerable". - BillHewitt

All o' you who classify yourselves as CrackWhores will feel comfortable in this game.

Some unruly upstarts will say that Unreal Tournament is superior, but the consensus is that they were dropped as children.

• If by were dropped, you mean sw0nz0r3d n00b5, then yes...I have been dropped several times. - BillHewitt

This should clarify things: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=1999-12-15

• Mine's grape!

Please note: Do not ever attempt to mix Quake3 and Unreal Tournament! This will almost certainly lead to disastrous failures such as UT2Q3...Errrrm...UT2K3.