Drink Mixer = EricAngell
Pawns = Hard Cider, b2 and g7 spiked with a shot of 151.
Knight = raspberry mixer and vodka -- It should be noted that this was cheap-ass nasty vodka...
Bishop = lemonade and vodka -- A combination which was apparently responsible for the surprising end-game shift.
Rook = Rum and Coke
Queen = 1 shot of tequila, 1 shot of whiskey, 1 shot of Bailey's, 1/2 shot of 151, orange tang
King = Water
1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6  3. g3 d5 4. cxd5 Nxd5 5. Bg2 Be6 6. e3 Qd7 7. N1e2 Bb4 8. Qb3 Na6 9. Nxd5 O-O-O 10. N2c3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 c6 12. Nb6ch axb6 13. Qxb6 Bd5 14. e4 Be6 15. Rb1 Bxa2 16. Bh3 Bxb1 17. Bxd7 Rxd7  18. Qxb1 Nc5 19. f3 Nd3ch 20. Ke2 R8d8 21. Rd1 b5 22. Qc2 g5  23. c4 b4 24. c5 g4 25. f4 exf4 26. Qc4 f3ch 27. Kf1 f2 28. Qa6ch Rb7 29. Qc6ch Kb8  30. Qa6 Nxc5 31. Qxb7ch Kxb7 32. e5 Nd3 33. Ke2 b3 34. Ba3 b2 35. White resigns due to inability to continue drinking.
 "Cal, do you already not know what you're doing?"
 Conor wins Rock-Paper-Scissors, then concedes to drink the queen anyway.
Eric: "Can you taste the whiskey?" Conor: "I can taste the cottage cheese..."
Whereupon Conor chugs, winning great respect from onlookers.
Eric: "Now that you're done, Conor, tell me: how'd I do?" Conor: *Flips him the bird*And Conor retires from play.
And from consciousness soon after.--ConorMcNassar
 Cal: "We're losing this pawn. You can't stop us from losing this pawn."
 Dan finally finishes his bishop (see move 18)
Shouldn't White's move 11 be bxc3? Because otherwise the queen can't be on the b file for move 13, Qxb6. Also, Black's move 32 should be Nd3. Beside my nitpicking, thank you for putting the game up on Wiki.--ElizabethReynolds
You are indeed correct. I have adjusted the move listings accordingly.
I'm confused as to how 5 ...Bf5 moves to 13...Bd5, personally. Play seems to indicate that the bishop in those places at those times . . . Or am I just confused somehow? No, you seem to be correct... I must have written something down wrong. If I had to guess I'd say its supposed to be 5 ...Be6, but I'm not certain. Anyone else remember? *I remember. It was 5 ...Be6.--DanCicio
So if you knew the b-pawn was spiked, why not go for the Orangutan (1. b4)?